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Poster: Vermoontains Date: Sep 3, 2019 7:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Last Hunter's Trix

Fat was bad at telling jokes too,
Why did the dead monkeee fall from the tree
It was dead

Why did the bee cross its knees

the replies could be a whatever..

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Poster: hseamons Date: Sep 3, 2019 8:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Last Hunter's Trix

I've gotten better, though. Really. I've come so far in six years!

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Poster: Vermoontains Date: Sep 3, 2019 8:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Last Hunter's Trix

the hate seemed too close to me and for what
a joke on wry with mustard

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 4, 2019 6:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Last Hunter's Trix

Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.

What?!!?

It was one of Wilde's

Well, sir?

Uh, your majesty shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

Very good, Wilde, very good.

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Poster: Vermoontains Date: Sep 4, 2019 9:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Last Hunter's Trix

Shaw: Right. (to Prince) Your Majesty is like a dose of clap.
Prince: What?!?
Shaw: Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong.

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/oscar.php

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 4, 2019 10:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Last Hunter's Trix

Well played.


Oh, yeah, the Dead are awesome.

(gotta pander to the masses)